Funny Movie Quotes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
Bill Murray (What about Bob)

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

“Demented and sad, but social.”
— The Breakfast Club

“This is so bad it’s gone past good and back to bad again.”
— Ghost World

Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room.
President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) in 'Dr. Strangelove'

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Airplane!

“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!” — Spaceballs

Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet, Space Balls

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.
Jim Carrey

I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
Arthur

You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
Groucho in 'Duck Soup'

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.”
Uncle Buck