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Flirting Quotes and Sayings

Flirtation, attention without intention.
-Paul Blouet

Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Women flirt to keep their stock high, men to get somewhere.
-Mignon McLaughlin

Truth is a great flirt.
- Franz Liszt

The greatest miracle of love is the cure of coquetry.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
-E.W. Howe

Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.
-Mignon McLaughlin

Flirting is the art of keeping intimacy at a safe distance.”
- Sabina

I’m an organ donor, need anything?

God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool.
-Victor Hugo

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

You remind me of my next girlfriend.

Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
-Charles Reade

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
-Helen Rowland

When a flirt fishes for a man, she fishes merely for the sport.

Can I borrow a quarter?
-What for?
I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Flirting is the sin of the virtuous and the virtue of the sinful.
-Paul Bourget

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

In High School I was voted `Class Flirt` although I didn`t see it, but everyone else did!
-Kelly Kole

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you’ve become harmless.
-Liz Smith

I don`t flirt and I don`t play the people that I`m meeting with.
-Sherilyn Fenn


Can’t wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful everyday.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

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Smile Quotes and Sayings

Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to only one.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

A smile is a language that even a baby understands.

A smile confuses an approaching frown.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
by Mark Twain

A smile happens in a flash but its memory can last for a lifetime.

A smile confuses an approaching frown.

A laugh is a smile that bursts.

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
by William Arthur Ward

Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug.
by Og Mandino

Smiles form the channel of a future tear.

A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
by Charles Gordy

The shortest distance between two people is a smile.

Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.

A smile is the universal welcome.
by Max Eastman

If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.
- Proverb

It's smile that expresses what your words can’t.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
by W.C. Fields

If you smile at someone, they might smile back.

Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day. Source unknown A spark of kindness starts a fire of love.

Smile at him today, tomorrow he may not be there.

A smile is something you can give away and still keep.

A smile goes a long way. It can show a unloved person that somebody out there who cares about him/her.

Smiling is my favorite exercise.

Most smiles are started by another smile.

Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

When a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully.
- Steve Maraboli

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.