College Quotes and Sayings

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.
- Anonymous

A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
- Robert Ingersoll

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
- Robert Frost

A college education is not a quantitative body of knowledge salted away in a card file. It is a taste for knowledge, a taste for philosophy, if you will; a capacity to explore, to question, to perceive relationships, between fields of knowledge and experience.
- A. W. Griswold

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.
- Will Rogers

The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter.
- G.E. Howes

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
- Dave Barry

College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
- David Wood

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
- Elbert Hubbard

Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because they didn't.
- L. Henderson

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.
- Bob Dylan

College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink.
- Unknown

A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
- John Ciardi

The purpose of primary education is the development of your weak characteristics; the purpose of university education, the development of your strong.
- Nevin Fenneman

A college education shows a man how little other people know.
- T.C. Haliburton

A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.
- Thomas Ehrlich

The purpose of the university is to make students safe for ideas -- not ideas safe for students.
- Clark Kerr

The freshmen bring a little knowledge in and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years.
- A. Lawrence Lowell

If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing you have a college degree.
- Author Unknown

Talk may be cheap but intelligent conversation is very expensive these days. Ask anyone with a kid in college.
- Eathian

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn’t answer the phone.
- Craig Kilborn

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Albert Einstein Quotes

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.

Truth is what stands the test of experience.

True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist.

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

Stupidity Quotes and Sayings

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
- Confucius

OMG!! The rain is wet!!!

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
- Plato

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.

Please provide the date of your death.

Being stupid is its own reward.

What a waste it is to lose one's mind.
Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Stupidity is better kept a secret than displayed.

Stop being so stupid. It’s my turn.

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
- Sam Levenson

The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.
- Dwight Eisenhower

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
-Dan Quayle

First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards.
- Mark Twain

Stupidity is the language of most of the guys

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

There is no sin except stupidity.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motive.