Welcome to our Cool Funny Quotes and Sayings. There are hundreds of short funny quotes on our website.These quotes are short so very easy to remember and funny to make you laugh till you loose your pant off your butts.You can use these quotes and sayings in your emails, taglines, greetings, on t shirts and can present them in small social gatherings to make a cheerful and humorous climate.Please feel free to submit you new funny quotes to our collections. We update regularly.