Funny Birth Quotes and Sayings

Funny Birth Quotes Sayings and Quotations Collection

We are always the same age inside.
--Gertrude Stein --

The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.
--Elizabeth Cady Stanton --

Thirty, thirty-five, forty, all had come to visit her like admonitory relatives, and all had slipped away without a trace, without a sound, and now, once again, she was waiting.
--Evan S. Connell --

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred.
--Thomas Alva Edison --

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
--French proverb --

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.
--Benjamin Franklin --

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
--Reverend Larry Lorenzoni --

Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.
--Edward Steichen--

If only I may grow: firmer, simpler, quieter, warmer.
--Dag Hammarskjold --

Youth has no age.
--Pablo Picasso --

The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has had many people to love.
--Jean Renoir --

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
--John Glenn --

Those whom the gods love grow young.
--Oscar Wilde --

The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
--Doris Day --

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
--Bob Hope--