Funny Women Quotes

A man chases a woman until she catches him. ~American Proverb

To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.

I hate women because they always know where things are.
by Malcolm de Chazal

A woman wears her tears like jewelry.

Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.

A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.

Man has will, but woman has her way.
What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Women make me happy. Once accepting that i will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.

A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them..

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

In revenge and in love woman is more barbaric than man is.

If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even while sleeping they have to be right!

Men will spend 2 bucks on a 1 buck item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 buck on a 2 buck item that they don’t need at all.

If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often.

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.



Blogger pretty genius said...

I am one of those who go to shopping and eat everytime I am depressed. Sometimes i cut my hair. Funny but true.

May 11, 2011  
Blogger Stephanie said...

I love these quotes! I write them down along with the author and hang them on my walls

June 13, 2011  
Blogger funny one liners said...

nice list of funny liners
read mine also
Google “Where is Chuck Norris” and click “I’m Feeling Lucky”
Had a super busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
says if you want to be together you have TO-GET-HER.
realized that today is the tomorrow he worried about yesterday

October 17, 2011  
Blogger funny one liners said...

i love all these ans i already stole all of them for my facebook wall
pardon me

October 20, 2011  

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