Invitation Quotes and Sayings

A dinner invitation, once accepted, is a sacred obligation. If you die before the dinner takes place, your executor must attend.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”
- Robin Williams

Those who easily forgive invite offenses.

We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
- Anonymous

No party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
- Desiderius Erasmus

People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for love is to invite inevitable tragedy.
- Walker

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
- George Santayana

An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
- Smith

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.
- Bill Watterson

To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
- Homer Simpson

Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
- Phyllis Diller

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.
- Fred Allen

A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity.
- Anonymous

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
- Henry Fielding

I go where I’m invited. And all I can tell you is if we accepted every invitation we had, I’d be away every day of my life.
- James

Health : what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
- Phyllis Diller

You don’t have to accept the invitation to get angry. Instead, practice forgiveness, empathy and encouragement.
- Anonymous

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
- Nancie Carmody

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters
Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop.
- W.H. Auden