Stupidity Quotes and Sayings

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
- Confucius

OMG!! The rain is wet!!!

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
- Plato

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.

Please provide the date of your death.

Being stupid is its own reward.

What a waste it is to lose one's mind.
Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Stupidity is better kept a secret than displayed.

Stop being so stupid. It’s my turn.

Don’t expect the unexpected unless the unexpected expects you.

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
- Sam Levenson

The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.
- Dwight Eisenhower

Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

The internet is a great way to get on the net.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
-Dan Quayle

First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards.
- Mark Twain

Stupidity is the language of most of the guys

Everybody has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

There is no sin except stupidity.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motive.