Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings

“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”
Funny Friendship Quotes by Harry S. Truman

“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
Funny Friendship Quotes by Benjamin Franklin

“I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.”
Short Funny Quote about Friendship by Euripides

“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
Funny Friendship Quotes by Clifton Fadiman

“When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.”
Funny Friendship Quotes by Alice Duer Miller

“Be awfully nice to them going up, because you’re going to meet them all coming down.”
Funny Friendship Quotes by Jimmy Durante

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
Short Funny Quote about Friendship by Laurence J. Peter

“I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.”
Funny Friendship Quotes by Ann Richards



Blogger ArmchairAnarchist said...

A good friend is the one who comes to get you out of jail, a true friend is the one who sits next to you there saying "Man, we really did it this time"

December 19, 2009  
Blogger Kate said...

Friends get you into jail, a true friend helps you out of it.

June 16, 2010  
Blogger Abi said...

Friendship is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling.

July 10, 2010  
Blogger jeramiah said...

A friend helps you up when you get knocked down, a true friend says "Stay down, I got this."

January 22, 2011  
Blogger peace said...

2 friends

February 12, 2011  

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