Funny Halloween Sayings and Quotes

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
- Jean Baudrillard

I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?
- Drew Carey

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
- William Shakespeare

A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
- Erma Bombeck

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do. I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat. No thank you.’
- Rita Rudner

When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween.
- Anonymous

There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery.
- Joseph Conrad

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
- Lindsay Lohan

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
- Rodney Dangerfield

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
- Jean Baudrillard

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.
- River Phoenix

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
- Charles Swartz

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
- Richard Harris Barharn

On Halloween, witches come true;
Wild ghosts escape from dreams.
Each monster dances in the park.
- Nicholas Gordon

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder’s fork, and blind-worm’s sting, Lizard’s leg, and owlet’s wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
- William Shakespeare

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.
- Emily Luchetti

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special.
- Chris Rock

The werewolf is neither man nor wolf, but a satanic creature with the worst qualities of both.
- Warner Oland

The witches fly
Across the sky,
The owls go, “Who? Who? Who?”
The black cats yowl
And green ghosts howl,
“Scary Halloween to you!”
- Nina Willis Walter