Funny Cat Quotes and Sayings

Collection of Funny Cat Sayings and Quotes

A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand.

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.

God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the lion.

Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

The cat was created when the lion sneezed.

I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.

The smart cat doesn’t let on that he is.

Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.

A meow massages the heart.

Dogs eat. Cats dine.

The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.

cat pours his body on the floor like water.

In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

So there are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat.