Funny Birthday Sayings and Quotes

Funny Birthday Sayings Quotes & Quotations Collection
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday".

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.

From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.

May you live all the days of your life.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.

Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.