Funny Irish Sayings and Quotes

Huge collection of Funny Irish Quotes and Sayings

Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.

He who is not strong must needs be cunning.

If you are lucky enough to be Irish, then you are lucky enough.

May you both live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live.

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart ?

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part.

A man is often a bad adviser to himself and a good adviser to another.

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.

May the blessings of each day be the blessings you need most.

Beauty suffers no pain.

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious.

You never miss the water till the well has run dry.

The longest road out is the shortest road home.

Remember even if you loose all, keep your good name; for if you loose that you are worthless.

The Irish are very fair people, they never speak well for one another.

Good laugh and long sleep are the best cures in a doctor's book.

May you get all your wishes but one so you always have something to strive for.

Wherever you go and whatever you do, May the luck of the Irish be there with you.

Distant hills look green.

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice.

A rainy day isn't a day for the children.

Only Irish coffee provides all main essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight.