Funny Wedding Quotes

Funny Wedding Quotes Sayings and Quotations Collection

It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!

Live the life you've dreamed
------ Henry David Thoreau-------

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering...

Marriage - a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
--------Beverly Nichols------

The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him -
----- Cher------

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
----- Polish Proverb---

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love
-- Unknown---

Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.
----- Friedrich Halm---

We sat side by side in the morning light
and looked out at the future together.
----- Brian Andres---

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
-- Jean Kerr---

Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30 - Men make love more intensely at 20, but make love better, however, at 30 - Catherine II of Russia
-- Catherine II---

Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare---

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
-- Groucho Marx---


What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate.
Mark 10:9
-- BIBLE---

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly---