Funny Laws 2

Collection of Funny Laws

Law of Drunkedness”You can’t fall off the floor.

“Heller’s Law”The first myth of management is that it exists.

“Osborne’s Law”Variables won’t; constants aren’t.

“Main’s Law”For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

“Weinberg’s Second Law”If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.

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