Funny Borat Quotes and Sayings

Funny Borat Quotes Collection

“Kazakhstan is more civilised now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.”
Borat Funny Quotes by By Da Ali G Show.

“America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.”
By Da Ali G Show.

“In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.”

"Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog."
Borat Funny Quotes by Da Ali G Show.

“There are many job opportunities in the US and of A. For men, construction worker, taxi driver or accountant. For woman, prostitute.”

“Hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards. And may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq.”

“Throw the Jew down the well,
So my country can be free,
You must grab him by the horns,
Then we have a big party.”
Borat Funny Quotes by By Da Ali G Show.

“My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here?”
By Da Ali G Show.