Funny Oscar Wilde Quotes

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

I can resist everything except temptation.

I like talking to a brick wall, it's the only thing in the world that never contradicts me.

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.