Funny Golf Quotes

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.
(Arthur Daley)

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.

Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.
(Michael Green)

Golf is a funny game and today seemed to go my way, so it was nice to get off to a good start.

There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.
(Robert Lynd)

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.


Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
(Arnold Palmer)

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
(Mark Twain)

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

Golf is Life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
(William Wordsworth)

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
(Joey Adams)

Born to golf. Forced to work.

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.
(Jim Murray)

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf.
(Percey Boomer)

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
(Billy Graham)

The average golfer doesn't play golf. He attacks it.
(Jack Burke)

1 Comments:

Blogger ... said...

Hi. Maybe you could include "dance" as one of the categories?

Here are some quotes I have.

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals.

Dance is the hidden language of the soul.

The art of living is like dancing.

When I dance, I feel like myself.

We dance round in a ring and suppose,
But the Secret sits in the middle and knows.

September 06, 2009  

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