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Funny Love Sayings and Quotes

Funny Love Quotes Sayings & Quotations Collection
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it
-- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. --

And think not, you can direct the course of love; for love,
if it finds you worthy, directs your course.
-- Khalil Gibran --

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world.
It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down
remorselessly all that stands in its path
-- Agatha Christie --

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
-- Henry Ward Beecher --

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
-- Plato --

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
-- Leo Buscaglia --

Life in abundance comes only through great love.
-- Elbert Hubbard --

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit.
-- Kahlil Gibran --

In jealousy there is more of self-love than love
-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld --

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive
-- Havelock Ellis --

What we love to do we find time to do.
-- John L. Spalding --

An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley --

There's nothing in this world so sweet as love,
And next to love the sweetest thing is hate.
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow --

You come to love not by finding the perfect person,
but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
--Sam Keen --

An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life
as a act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness,
not by reception
--Harold Loukes --

It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship
and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity
and unless that affinity is created in a moment,
it will not be created for years or even generations
--Kahlil Gib --

Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole
--Tea Rose --

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better
--William Shakespeare --

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies.
--John Donne --

Say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved.
-- William Congreve --

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear
bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal--

Give love and unconditional acceptance to those you encounter,
and notice what happens.
--Dr. Wayne W. Dyer --

The most difficult thing that you can do is to
watch the person you love love someone else.

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
- Benjamin Franklin-

To love is to admire with the heart; to admire is to love with the mind.
--Theophile Gantier --

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls
--Mother Teresa --

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Funny Love Quotes and Sayings

Funny Love Quotes Sayings & Quotations Collection

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties
- Jule Renard -

Falling in love is like being struck by lightning.
You can no more make it strike you than you can avoid it.
- Indy -

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts,
then there is no hurt, but only more love.
- Mother Teresa -

This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love;
the more they give, the more they possess
- Rainer Maria Rilke -

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes just be an illusion.
- Javan -

Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble and attempts
what is above its strength.
- Thomas A Kempis -

No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved.
- Mignon McLaughlin -

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Funny Love Quotes and Sayings

Funny Love Quotes Sayings & Quotations Collection

He who wants to do good knocks at the gate:
he who loves finds the door open.
--Rabrindranath Tagore --

Sometimes I find myself making love to my own misfortune.
--Norma O. Abrego --

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
--Charles Caleb Colton --

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the
imagination and bottling the common sense.
--Helen Rowland --

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
--Mother Teresa --

One advantage of marriage It seems to me
Is that when you fall out of love with him
Or he falls out of love with you
It keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
--Judith Viorst --

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination
nor both together go to the making of genius.
Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
--Mozart --

Love teaches even asses to dance.
--French Proverb --

Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!

To infinite, ever present Love, all is Love,
and there is no error, no sin sickness, nor death.
--Mary Baker Eddy --

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
--Charles Caleb Colton --

Sometimes I find myself making love to my own misfortune.
--Norma O. Abrego --

Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give life
And when a thought or resentment, or hurt, or fear
comes your way, have another thought that is more powerful
-- a thought that is love.
--Mary Manin Morrissey --

We must love one another or die
--W.H. Auden poem --

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
--Walt Disney --

Never sign a valentine with your own name.
--Charles Dickens --

Love: Two minds without a single thought.
--Philip Barry --

The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
--Lucy Van Pelt --

Where does the family start ? It starts with a young man
falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found.
--Sir Winston Churchill --

Platonic love is like an inactive volcano.
--Andre Pevost --

If the universe has any purpose more important than
topping a woman you love and making a baby with her
hearty help, I have never heard of it.
--Rabert A. Henlein Lazarus Long --

Christianity has done a great deal for love by making a sin of it.
--Anatole France --

It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing.
It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.
--Mother Teresa --

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