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Funny Men Quotes and Sayings

Funny Men Quotes Sayings and Quotations Collection

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
- Mae West -

There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly.
- Helen Rowland -

Men, their rights, and nothing more; women, their rights, and nothing less.
- Susan B. Anthony -

Why are women ... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
- Virginia Woolf -

Men weren't really the enemy -- they were fellow victims suffering from an
outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate
when there were no bears to kill.
- Betty Friedan -

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
- Kathy Lette -

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one,
go ahead, get married.
- Katharine Hepburn -

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
- Gloria Steinem -

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