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Funny Valentine Day Quotes and Sayings

Funny Valentine Day Quotes Sayings

Draw a circle, not a heart, around the one you
love because a heart can break but a circle goes
on forever.

It takes more then lace and ribbons And lovely
verses too To make a Valentine thats nice enough
for you It takes a world of special thoughts
tucked into every line and thats exactly what
you'll find inside this valentine.

May this Valentine's Day be filled with love,
understanding, and contentment as you journey
through life with those you hold dear
- Darly Henerson -

It takes one eye opened to meet your true love,
but both eyes closed to keep them

Love is pulling together against all odds.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it
until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

When two people cannot see too much of each other
nor too little of other people, they`re in love .

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