Welcome to our Cool Funny Quotes and Sayings. There are lots of short funny quotes on our website.These quotes are short enough to remember and funny to make you laugh till you loose your pant off your butts.You can use these quotes and sayings in your emails, taglines, greetings, on t shirts and can present them in small social gatherings to make a cheerful and humorous climate.Please feel free to submit you new funny quotes to our collections. We update regularly.

Retired Life Sayings and Quotes

Retired Life Sayings and Quotes Collection

Retired Life is the Autumn of Life .

Everything old is new again.

Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension .

I’m so busy now, how did I ever find the time to work 8 hours a day.

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.

It’s scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.

Retired, Earned it, Living it, Loving it

My doctor says I’m in the first stages of Fossilization.

Relax, refresh, recharge, renew, revive, and rediscover yourself!

You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.

There is nothing like a dream to create the future.

Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

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