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Funny Water Quotes and Sayings

Water is elixir for life.

The great sea makes one a great sceptic.

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.

What makes the desert beautiful is that somewhere it hides a well.

The true peace of God begins at any spot a thousand miles from the nearest land.

Water is the only drink for a wise man.

Rivers are roads which move, and which carry us whither we desire to go.

The sea hath no king but God alone.

I hate water - fish fuck in it.

A lake carries you into recesses of feeling otherwise impenetrable.

The sea has never been friendly to man. At most it has been the accomplice of human restlessness.

A lake is the landscape’s most beautiful and expressive feature. It is earth’s eye; looking into which the beholder measures the depth of his own nature.

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