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Funny Addiction Sayings and Quotes

Funny Addiction Sayings Quotes and Quotations Collection

Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?
--Clifford Stoll --

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
--Tallulah Bankhead --

I take it to be a principle rule of life, not to be too much addicted to any one thing.
--Terence --

The addiction to sports, therefore, in a peculiar degree marks an
arrested development in man's moral nature.
--Thorstein Veblen --

Addiction should never be treated as a crime.
It has to be treated as a health problem.
We do not send alcoholics to jail in this country.
Over 500,000 people are in our jails who are nonviolent drug users.
--Ralph Nader --

A moderate addiction to money may not always be hurtful; but when taken in
excess it is nearly always bad for the health.
--Clarence Day --

There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs, they are weak men.
Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves.
--Martin H. Fischer --

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be
alcohol or morphine or idealism.
--Carl Gustav Jung --

All sins tend to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.
--W H Auden --

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
--Ann Landers --

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