Cool Quotes and Sayings

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Boyfriends last 6 months
Friends last 6 years
But Mom and Dad will always be here.

When i was born, i was so surprised that i didn't talk for a year and a half.

A single flower can be in my garden a single friend my world.

Life is wisdom through years.

Love is black and white until you fall in love.

Fool sees the same tree as a wise man sees but does not see what all it has to offer…

Hold the ones you love close because one day they are there in your arms…and another day they shall be gone.

Don’t drink and drive, cause you might hit a bump and spill.

One person can not love unless they let there gaurd down and let them in.

Family is a place where you can find love!

don’t want you to go,
I don’t want you to leave,
You are all that I have,
And you are all that I need..

Your dad said you r a good girl but i know your a mole...

Love is like a bird it comes and goes...

Many people walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints in you heart…….

People make mistakes all the time, unfortunately you were one of them.

The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 of the people on earth take up 75% of the worlds population!!!

A anniversary just reminds you of what a mistake you made.

That which does not kill me, better run pretty damn fast...

Don’t be Superstitious, just a little stitious…

Is common sense really common?

If you have lemons throw them back and demand cookies...

I DON’T POLLUTE!!!
I PROMOTE!!!

To get true Love you need to have a open heart and alot of love to share..

Love is something that can not be measured by anything…but it is also something that is misconcepted the most…

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t..

If sorry, apology is not success but it will change a day in your life.

If you are dating a hockey player raise your hands,if you are not raise your standards.

Soccer is the best forget about the rest...

Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings

Funny Baby Quotes Sayings and Quotations Collection

A new baby is like the beginning of all things, hope, a dream of possibilities.

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease while his legs increase.

Children reinvent your world for you.

A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

A baby is born with the need to be love and never outgrows it.

Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.

The hardest job facing kids today is to learn good manners without seeing any.

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

Every new born baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.

Babies are such a sweet and nice way to start people.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit. They hold the baby and I go out.

A baby is an in-estimable blessing and a bother.

Every child born into the world is a new thought of God, an ever fresh and radiant possibility.

Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.

The worst feature of a new born baby is to have his mother's singing.

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don?t have any.

I don?t know whether they should say "You have a baby" Or "The baby has you".

When I was born I was so surprised I couldn?t talk for a year and a half.

All babies need a lap.

Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Stop trying to perfect your children, but keep trying to perfect your relationship with them.

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

Funny Anniversary Quotes and Sayings

Funny Anniversary Quotes Sayings & Quotations Collection
Are we not like two volumes of single book ?

25th Anniversary - A celebration of love as bright and enduring as silver.

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.

True love stories never end.

Anniversary : A time to celebrate the beauty, gift, and the blessing of enduring love.

Knowing you will be with me in all my tomorrows, makes my today so wonderful.

There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to your loved one.

On this our anniversary, we may not have wealth, but we do have each other and that is worth more than anything in the world.

A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

I will not love you for the rest of your life, but for the rest of my life.

Marriage is choosing someone again and again to love and to cherish with each new dawn.

Our anniversary is a time to look back at the good times and a time to look ahead to live our dreams together.

A successful married life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.

Love is there when both person are more concerned for the other than for one's self.

If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.

Sometimes, when only one person is missing, and the whole world seems desolated.

Love is the best refreshment in life.

No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married for quarter of a century.

The secret to having a good married life is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent and it must be equal.

It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do ..... it's who you have beside you.

We have changed over the years, but the sparkle in your eyes is as bright as ever, and my love for you is even stronger.

Side by side - Year by year.

The difficulty with married life is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

Love begins in a moment, grows over time, and lasts for eternity.

Funny American Quotes and Sayings

Funny American Quotes Sayings and Quotations Collection

I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man.

There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

America is the only nation in history which, miraculously, has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.

The business of America is business and the chief ideal of the American people is idealism.

America makes prodigious mistakes, America has colossal faults, but one thing cannot be denied: America is always on the move. She may be going to Hell, of course, but at least she isn't standing still.

At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks.

If you think the United States has stood still, who built The largest shopping center in the world?

It is impossible for a stranger traveling through the United States to tell from the appearance of the people or the country whether he is in Toledo, Ohio, or Portland, Oregon. Ninety million Americans cut their hair in the same way, eat each morning exactly the same breakfast, tie up the small girls curls with precisely the same kind of ribbon fashioned into bows exactly alike; and in every way all try to look and act as much like all the others as they can.

The main thing that endears the United Nations to member governments, and so enables it to survive, is its proven capacity to fail. You can safely appeal to the United Nations in the comfortable certainty that it will let you down.

I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff-box from an emperor.

The keynote of American civilization is a sort of warm-hearted vulgarity. The Americans have none of the irony of the English, none of their cool poise, none of their manner. But they do have friendliness. Where an Englishman would give you his card, an American would very likely give you his shirt.

Funny American Sayings and Quotes

Funny American Quotes Sayings and Quotations Collection
I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

America's best buy is a telephone call to the right man.

There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.

America is the only nation in history which, miraculously, has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.

The business of America is business and the chief ideal of the American people is idealism.

America makes prodigious mistakes, America has colossal faults, but one thing cannot be denied: America is always on the move. She may be going to Hell, of course, but at least she isn't standing still.

At least the Pilgrim Fathers used to shoot Indians: the Pilgrim Children merely punch time clocks.

If you think the United States has stood still, who built The largest shopping center in the world?

It is impossible for a stranger traveling through the United States to tell from the appearance of the people or the country whether he is in Toledo, Ohio, or Portland, Oregon. Ninety million Americans cut their hair in the same way, eat each morning exactly the same breakfast, tie up the small girls curls with precisely the same kind of ribbon fashioned into bows exactly alike; and in every way all try to look and act as much like all the others as they can.

The main thing that endears the United Nations to member governments, and so enables it to survive, is its proven capacity to fail. You can safely appeal to the United Nations in the comfortable certainty that it will let you down.

I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff-box from an emperor.

The keynote of American civilization is a sort of warm-hearted vulgarity. The Americans have none of the irony of the English, none of their cool poise, none of their manner. But they do have friendliness. Where an Englishman would give you his card, an American would very likely give you his shirt.

Funny Alcohol Quotes and Sayings

Funny Alcohol Sayings Quotes and Quotations Collection

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.

Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.

I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!!

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I drink to forget I drink.

I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.


Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Funny Ambition Sayings and Quotes

Funny Ambition Sayings Quotes and Quotations Collection

To be ambitious of true honor, of the true glory and perfection of our natures, is the very principle and incentive of virtue.
---Sir Philip Sidney ---

Every child has great ambitions. As he grows, he is bombarded by negative suggestions -- you can't do this; you can't do that; be careful; look for security, and so on. Year by year, he experiences the ''realities'' of life, and his ambitions fade away. Figuratively speaking, most children die by the time they reach their adulthood.
---Shall Sinha ---

Ambition if it feeds at all, does so on the ambition of others.
----Susan Sontag 1933--, American Essayist --

Ambition is an idol, on whose wings great minds are carried only to extreme; to be sublimely great or to be nothing.
---Robert Southey---

There are glimpses of heaven to us in every act, or thought, or word, that raises us above ourselves.
---Arthur P. Stanley ---

Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same position with creeping.
----Jonathan Swift 1667-1745, Anglo-Irish Satirist ---

If you wish to reach the highest, begin at the lowest.
----Publilius Syrus 1st Century BC, Roman Writer ---


Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be said to have fallen short of her purposes.
---Sir Henry Taylor ---

As he was valiant, I honor him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.
----William Shakespeare---

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.
---William Shakespeare---

Funny Advice Quotes and Sayings

Funny Advice Sayings Quotes and Quotations Collection

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

Unless a president can protect the privacy of the advice he gets, he cannot get the advice he needs.

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

When a thing is done, advice comes too late.

When we ask advice we are usually looking for an accomplice.

Old people love to give good advice; it compensates them for their inability to set a bad example.

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books.

The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought the thought of it himself.

The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice.

The best advice one can offer to both press and public is the suggestion Ronald Reagan himself gave to students in Chicago ... "Don't let me get away with it. Check me out. Don't be the sucker generation."

Funny Age Sayings and Quotes

Funny Age Quotes Sayings and Quotations Collection

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

There's no such thing as old age, there is only sorrow.

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young.

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love.

True is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are only young once. That is all society can stand.

We pay when old for the excesses of youth.

We should so provide for old age that it may have no urgent wants of this world to absorb it from meditation on the next. It is awful to see the lean hands of dotage making a coffer of the grave.

We've put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy it.

Funny Age Quotes

Funny Age Quotes Sayings and Quotations Collection
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

I grow more intense as I age.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.

The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.

Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.

Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.

It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.

Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.

With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals ?

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Funny Adversity Quotes

Funny Adversity Quotes Sayings and Quotations Collection
And if thou shouldst be cast into the a pit, or into the hands of murderers, and the sentence of death passed upon thee; if thou be cast into the bdeep; if the billowing surge conspire against thee; if fierce winds become thine enemy; if the heavens gather blackness, and all the elements combine to chedge up the way; and above all, if the very jaws of dhell shall gape open the mouth wide after thee, know thou, my son, that all these things shall give thee eexperience, and shall be for thy good.

If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.

The Son of Man hath descended below them all. Art thou greater than he?

If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.

If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.

If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.

If you're going through hell, keep going.

Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose.

Sometimes the littlest things in life are the hardest to take. You can sit on a mountain more comfortably than on a tack.

Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities as hard as iron.

Sweet are the uses of adversity, Which like the toad, ugly and venomous, Wears yet a precious jewel in his head; And this our life, exempt from public haunt, Find tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, And good in everything.

That some good can be derived from every event is a better proposition than that everything happens for the best, which it assuredly does not.

The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizzare which seems inherent in them.

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The darkest hour has only sixty minutes.

If thou art accused with all manner of false accusations; if thine enemies fall upon thee; if they tear thee from the society of thy father and mother and brethren and sisters; and if with a drawn sword thine enemies tear thee from the bosom of thy wife, and of thine offspring, and thine elder son, although but six years of age, shall cling to thy garments, and shall say, My father, my father, why can’t you stay with us? O, my father, what are the men going to do with you? and if then he shall be thrust from thee by the sword, and thou be dragged to bprison, and thine enemies prowl around thee like cwolves for the blood of the lamb;

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

If we will be quiet and ready enough, we shall find compensation in every disappointment.

Funny Ability Quotes and Sayings

Collection of funny Ability Quotes Sayings and Quotations
It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test.

God does not ask about our ability, but our availability.

The height of ability consists in a thorough knowledge of the real value of things, and of the genius of the age in which we live.

To know how to hide one's ability is great skill.

The Creator has not given you a longing to do that which you have no ability to do.

Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short.

Ability is sexless.

Natural abilities can almost compensate for the want of every kind of cultivation, but no cultivation of the mind can make up for the want of natural abilities.

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

The abilities of man must fall short on one side or the other, like too scanty a blanket when you are abed. If you pull it upon your shoulders, your feet are left bare; if you thrust it down to your feet, your shoulders are uncovered.

Wicked people are always surprised to find ability in those that are good.

They are able because they think they are able.

The world cares very little about what a man or woman knows; it is what a man or woman is able to do that counts.

We all have ability. The difference is how we use it.

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.

You are the only person on earth who can use your ability.

Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study.

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

The extent of your consciousness is limited only by your ability to love and to embrace with your love the space around you, and all it contains

No amount of ability is of the slightest avail without honor.

Ability without honor is useless.

The first requisite for success is the ability to apply your physical and mental energies to one problem incessantly without growing weary.

Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones.

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.

There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.

I add this, that rational ability without education has oftener raised man to glory and virtue, than education without natural ability.

Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.

All endeavor calls for the ability to tramp the last mile, shape the last plan, endure the last hours toil. The fight to the finish spirit is the one...characteristic we must posses if we are to face the future as finishers.

Ability is a poor man's wealth.

Funny Abraham Lincoln Quotes and Sayings

Funny Abraham Lincoln Sayings Quotes and Quotations Collection

That some should be rich shows that others may become rich, and hence is just
encouragement to industry and enterprise.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Whatever you are, be a good one.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master This expresses my idea of democracy.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Everything I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned
to know who his grandson will be.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation,
conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
--Abraham Lincoln

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
--Abraham Lincoln

The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
--Abraham Lincoln

I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever given to men.
All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to us through this book.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

The things I want to know are in books; my best friend
is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it,
above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note,
nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) Address at Gettysburg, (Gettysburg Address) 1863

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

He will have to learn, I know, that all people are not just - that all
men and women are not true. Teach him that for every scoundrel
there is a hero that for every enemy there is a friend. Let him learn early
that the bullies are the easiest people to lick.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives.
I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)



Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time
for personal contention. Still less can he afford to take all the consequences,
including the vitiating of his temper and loss of self-control.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Things may come to those who wait. But only the things left by those who hustle.
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction
that I had nowhere else to go
--Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

Funny Addiction Sayings and Quotes

Funny Addiction Sayings Quotes and Quotations Collection

Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?
--Clifford Stoll --

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
--Tallulah Bankhead --

I take it to be a principle rule of life, not to be too much addicted to any one thing.
--Terence --

The addiction to sports, therefore, in a peculiar degree marks an
arrested development in man's moral nature.
--Thorstein Veblen --

Addiction should never be treated as a crime.
It has to be treated as a health problem.
We do not send alcoholics to jail in this country.
Over 500,000 people are in our jails who are nonviolent drug users.
--Ralph Nader --

A moderate addiction to money may not always be hurtful; but when taken in
excess it is nearly always bad for the health.
--Clarence Day --

There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs, they are weak men.
Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves.
--Martin H. Fischer --

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be
alcohol or morphine or idealism.
--Carl Gustav Jung --

All sins tend to be addictive, and the terminal point of addiction is damnation.
--W H Auden --

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
--Ann Landers --

Funny Adventure Quotes

Funny Adventure Sayings Quotes and Quotations Collection
To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you
may be the world An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered.
An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.
--G. K. Chesterton --

Adventure isn't hanging on a rope off the side of a mountain.
Adventure is an attitude that we must apply to the day to day obstacles of life --
facing new challenges, seizing new opportunities, testing our resources a
gainst the unknown and in the process, discovering our own unique potential.
--John Amatt organizer and participant in Canada's
first successful expedition to the summit of Mt Everest.--

Bringing up a family should be an adventure, not an anxious discipline
in which everybody is constantly graded for performance.
--Milton R. Saperstein --

Death is the most beautiful adventure in life.
--Charles Frohman ---

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature,
nor do the children of men as a whole experience it.
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure.
Life is a daring adventure or nothing at all.
--Helen Keller --

Never forget that life can only be nobly inspired and rightly
lived if you take it bravely and gallantly, as a splendid adventure
in which you are setting out into an unknown country, to face many a danger,
to meet many a joy, to find many a comrade, to win and lose many a battle.
--Annie Besant English Peace and Social Justice Advocate ---

There are more adventures on a chessboard than on all the seas of the world
--Pierre Mac ORLAN --